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Posted on 15th Apr at 9:53 PM, with 2,609 notes
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timelesriver:

I'm just an Insect
Trying to
get out of the night

I only stick with You
Because there
are no others

You're All i NEED

Posted on 15th Apr at 8:18 PM, with 47,474 notes

Damn that penis is PINK!

Tagged: #JESUS,
Posted on 15th Apr at 7:47 PM, with 166,844 notes

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

Tagged: #parks and rec,
Posted on 15th Apr at 7:31 PM, with 7,014 notes

lucariomegas:

*puts pocky stick in my mouth* see, its a metaphor, i put the weeaboo thing in my mouth without eating it, so im technically not a weeb

Posted on 15th Apr at 7:21 PM, with 8,935 notes

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

Posted on 15th Apr at 7:21 PM, with 1,211 notes
supergreenmario:

It’s a metaphor you see You place the killing thing right in the disc tray, but you don’t actually play it
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supergreenmario:

It’s a metaphor you see
You place the killing thing right in the disc tray, but you don’t actually play it

Tagged: #iM CRYING,
Posted on 15th Apr at 6:41 PM, with 463 notes
me n my bf
me: bae ur cigarette isnt lit
him: that me metaphor
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